Only in our house will you hear...

, Humor , C. David Dent ,

<flatulent sounds and splurty noises>

"Oh my God, my ass is exploding!"

"No it isn't."

"Yes it is, didn't you hear that?"

"No it isn't, things are exploding out of your ass, there is a difference."

"Okay, things are exploding out of my ass!"

"That is semantically correct."

"I'm sorry, I couldn't worry about  semantics because MY ASS WAS EXPLODING!"