Only in our house will you hear...
<flatulent sounds and splurty noises>
"Oh my God, my ass is exploding!"
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is, didn't you hear that?"
"No it isn't, things are exploding out of your ass, there is a difference."
"Okay, things are exploding out of my ass!"
"That is semantically correct."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't worry about semantics because MY ASS WAS EXPLODING!"